lapdance là gì - Nghĩa của từ lapdance
lapdance có nghĩa làA seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection. Example"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there." lapdance có nghĩa làWhen you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!! Example"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend""Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!" lapdance có nghĩa làto dance on laps. Examplemy friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!lapdance có nghĩa làA lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance. ExampleThe string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.lapdance có nghĩa làWhen you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud. ExampleDude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.lapdance có nghĩa làShit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube. ExampleWow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.lapdance có nghĩa làGreedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it. ExampleI gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.lapdance có nghĩa làA baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse ExampleShe decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".lapdance có nghĩa làA technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room. Example"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.lapdance có nghĩa làa type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap. Examplenatalie: hey you want a lapdance carl?carl: ye of course nat do you even have to ask |